My Imaginary Pirate September 22 & 24 Jesse's moved to a new town but he isn’t lonely; he’s too busy with adventures and his imaginary pirate, the Terrible One-Eyed Jack. Jesse and One-Eyed Jack run into all sorts of trouble; other Pirates, like Red Legs Ricky, are out to steal their treasure map. Jesse’s mom is trying to come to grips with an imaginary pirate living in her house and Jesse’s teacher Mrs. Pierce is trying to each her class their multiplication tables!     Fools Oct. 13 and 15 In this Neal Simon comedy, an ambitious young schoolteacher, arrives in the village of Kulyenchikov - a village with a 200-year curse of stupidity cast on it - and falls hopelessly in love with a girl named Sophia (who's as least as dumb as her neighbors). If he can't educate her within 24 hours of his arrival in Kulyenchikov, he, too, will fall victim to the curse...     A Christmas Carol Dec 1 & 3 Marley was dead, of that there was no doubt - let it be clear. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Did Scrooge know he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge and he were partners for I don’t know how many years. Scrooge was his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. Old Marley was as dead as a door-nail...     Into the woods Jan. 5th & 7th This ground-breaking, Tony and Grammy award winning, Stephen Sondheim / James Lapine musical intertwines the plots of several Brothers Grimm fairy tales and follows them further to explore the consequences of the characters' wishes and quests. The main characters are taken from the stories of Little Red Riding Hood, Jack and the Beanstalk, Rapunzel, and Cinderella, tied together by a more original story involving a baker and his wife and their quest to begin a family, most likely taken from the original story of Rapunzel by the Brothers Grimm. It also includes references to several other well-known tales.     Dirty works at the Crossroads Feb 2,3,4 This play, an old fashioned melodrama, tells the comedic-tear-jerking story of Nellie Lovelace, an innocent country girl. Munro, the "Snidely Whiplash" cartoon arch-villain viper, has a wife in Ida Rhinegold, the belle of New Haven Music Halls, but that doesn't prevent him from pursuing our Nellie and tearing her from the arms of her dying mother (whom, it might be worth mentioning, he poisoned). Nor does it prevent him from driving Adam Oakhart, the blacksmith's son, to drink, from blackmailing rich Mrs. Asterbilt, or from bewitching her daughter, Leonie...     Play: to be Announced Mar 22,23,24 The name of this play has yet to be announced     Musical: to be Announced Apr 26,27,28 The name of this musical has yet to be announced $7.00 ADULTS, $6.00 STUDENTS/SR CITIZENS RESERVED SEATING ALL SHOWS BEGIN AT 7 PM Consult the Theater Seating Chart to help with seat selection. Advance Ticket sales take place 1-2 weeks before each show during lunch in the Commons area at the high school between 11:00am and 1:00pm Available tickets can be purchased at the door on the evening of the performance on a first-come first-served basis. WILL CALL TICKETS: TICKETS CAN ONLY BE RESERVED AND PLACED IN "WILL CALL" IF THEY HAVE BEEN PAID FOR.